Fun With Google

Monday, November 28, 2005

Had some fun with Google, courtesy of my friend Heidi.

Her instructions: Type "_your name_ needs" into a google search and post the five top results as a blog post.

My results:

1. Kelly needs to be part of a loving, committed marriage. (*blinks*)
2. Kelly needs to prepare and think about a hundred different things (on a daily basis). (hee hee) 3. Kelly needs your vote this Saturday! (What am I running for?)
5. Kelly needs patience right now. She never got it from anyone. This tells me that Kelly needs to feel important to someone. (Wow. That was... interesting. Thank you "Charmingly Neurotic.")


Megs said...

YIPES!!!!!!!!!!! Mine was really weird!!!

Leeann said...

"Leeann needs an anger management class."

Somebody_Unknown_and_co said...

Yipes! I'm not even gonna say what my first one was! Freaky.

Megs said...

Meghan needs a boyfriend (I do?)
Meghan needs a savage beating (no comment)
Meghan needs help as she has been caught in the middle of a conspiracy (spelling?)
Meghan needs a cup of vodka (I'm underage!!!!)

Sarah M. said...

Ha ha...

Sarah needs someone who can escort her from port to port.

Sarah needs to get her life back and establish herself as the person in charge!

Sarah needs a cold shower.

Sarah needs your help

Sarah needs comforting.

Um... Ok... I didn't realize I was such a needy person!

A Scottish Whisper said...

Good grief--my alternate identities seem to to having a rough time of it:

Joseph Needs a Loving Family (got that one covered).

St. Joseph needs to support this team (Tech or UVA?).

Joseph's needs are severe enough to warrant specialist help...(OK this one was disturbing).

Joseph needs to begin to develop more positive self esteem (I guess I'm not going to disagree...:-P).

Joseph needs to make an emergency run to the icecream (One should always take this sort of advice).

Kate said...

Unfortunately, another Katy one-upped me. My first result was a link to her blog--and the first 10 results for my name on Google. :-p

Kelly Sauer said...


Pete got the same thing, Katy!

Somebody_Unknown_and_co said...

so did I.

M.R.H. said...

1) "Michael needs dependable adults in his life." (ummmm...sure)

2)"Michael needs open lines of communication." (probably)

3)"Michael needs photographs of both sides of the animal." (I don't think I do...)

4)"Michael needs to focus on new trends and how the music industry has changed over the last decade." (I think this is Michael Jackson)

5)"Michael needs some good material to write about so please join or post
what is on your mind." (I DO need good material to write about, since my blog is boring)

Erin L. said...

"Erin needs our clinical assessments"
"Erin needs another miracle"

...And I won't post the other ones :-0 (ack...)

I had to scroll though more than the first ten, to find something that could be posted...I found this one:

"Erin needs someone who cares that she is alive" (Hee hee...)

thy sis said...

Kell-Kell, I LOVE your new layout!!!

Kelly Sauer said...

LOL--I JUST put it up!

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