And a Pun from Pete...

This morning, my husband hollered at me from his position in the living room, where he was changing Piper's diaper. Alarmed at the urgency in his voice, I tore into the living room to hear his "I KNEW there was a reason we were having trouble with her diaper ointment!"

I was expecting to see some drastic, horrible eruption on my daughter's behind when he finished his statement - "It was a rash decision!"

(I learned what a rim shot is from my husband the other night after I tried to define it as a basketball going round and round the hoop before going in. Thanks to his education, I can give him one now.)